Thursday, January 29, 2015

January 29, 2015 at 08:26PM

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Saturday, April 12, 2014

2014 Joseph stylie

They call me conniving
It's true. I agree
Always calculating after I suss out ya psychology
Processing mathematics like 10x47/347+123
That answer is zero
Old scholar. I'm the arithmetic hero

Have to school these dudes daily
Smug n carefree
That's the labels my colleagues give me
Speaking English so proper-Ly

Polite and mannerly
I'm sorry. Thank you. Yes, please
Eye contact when I speak. Catch my words directly
Many cannot fathom the hardcore vo-cab-u-lary
If wordplay was a race, I'd be lapping my mates. Easily
Mind full of pure eccentricities
Not afraid to take risks. Doing things that people say are not ordinary
Issues that bother society, I disregard like a Transport Board s, t, u, b


Grew up with the finest discipline
So my head doesn't get hot. Automatic cooling
Imagination wilder than a Columbus-time Indian
Bold and in your face. Practical joker and a comedian
My poetry is far out, over the top and high-end


Letting off words callously
I have a bank of rhymes I can loan out to, about 100 mc's
Can prob afford more than that.. effortless-ly
Writing my flow is a hobby
But I will still compete on the mic... Professionally
In life, everyone has to travel their own journey
Stay in yah line and work out ya destiny
Here ends the 2014 joseph stylie

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Club-Jsf November 2013 mix



I did a mix.. actually no, I did a lot of mixes recently, haven't gotten the time to upload them but this one in particular, I really wanted to get out. A new clubjsf!
Full of that top progressive and dirty electro of early winter 2013. Goes trance-y towards the ending. Hardcore stuff without too many vocals. Realy loving the transitions in this onemostly on point. Le Numark is still perking eh.
Keep saying I'm going put some kinda widget from mixcrate into this blog to list all the mixes I've uploaded. Time will tell


Here are the tracks  >>

Bassjackers & GRX - Gamer
Merk & Kremont - Zunami
Roman.k & Florian Svein - Get Down!
 Dannic & Sick Individuals - Blueprint
Hardwell & MAKJ - Countdown
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike vs Sander van Doorn - Project T (Martin Garrix Remix)
Kryder - Pyrmd
Qulinez - Archangel
Fatboy Slim & Riva Star - Eat Sleep Rave Repeat (Calvin Harris Remix)
Blasterjaxx - Fifteen (Hardwell Edit)
Shermanology, Amba Shepherd - Who We Are (Club Mix)
Massive Ditto - Dont Stop (DBN Remix)
John Christian - Flight 643
 Sean&Bobo vs Pendulum - Cheers for the islands (Blackstripe Mashup)
2Unlimited - Get Ready 2013 (Steve Aoki Extended Mix)
Michael Woods - The Pit
Mark Sixma - Character


99mb -  1 hour.1 minute.49 seconds
And the download >> http://www10.zippyshare.com/v/71089993/file.html

I really suck at making artwork..
used mtpaint and mspaint!

Monday, October 21, 2013

jsf's spinachpotatelentil fishcakes



Time for a recipe eh. <composing in true thugkitchen style>

I call this 'jsf's spinachpotatelentil fishcakes' or 'jsf's italakes'
Practically a bajan fishcake with lentil peas, spinach and potatoes [potates sound so much more kosher].

So you will need;
some saltfish [the pack you buy for $7 something]
about 2 handfuls of spinach leaves [make sure you tear them up]
half cup full of lentils [I counted 243 peas]
3 potatoes
1 and a half cups of flour [flour is basically just to blend the mixture together into a ball or whatever]
italian herbs like basil and thyme. salt and pepper [whatever seasonings you feel like]
3 teaspoons of some good ole bajan peppersauce [to give some heat]
1 hot pepper chopped small [more heat]
1 teaspoon of baking powder [for the island uprising, obviously]
not using any eggs but I guess you could beat one and add it if you want that texture-y taste
just a uhhgf of butter or oil 
oil to fry the damn things in

right, prepare your saltfish by boiling for probably 4 minutes [to deduct some of the saltiness] then strain.
prepare your lentils and potatoes, boil them till soft enough to crush together. pour off your water and scrush them like ants.
almost halfway there already. get a big bowl, put your saltfish, seasonings, lentilpotate mix, basically put every damn thing in the bowl and mix it up. stir in a little water gradually till it's a thick pullable dome of pluff.
now prepare to fry. heat your pan, add some oil. spoon out medium sized clumps of your mix and fry till.. [you should know when innit]

makes a good set of SPLFC's, like enough to feed probably 2 people, six or seven or six and a half each.
I'll take a pic sometime.







Sunday, August 18, 2013

Excitement is easy.

You can set up all the adventures you want but the willingness has to be there too. Excitement is easy. It's the frame of mind to enjoy and participate in each others company.