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Listening to;
jack is back - david guetta
castelli ipanema - trumper mix, ackermann
wi fi-fi - last night (alex gaudino remix)
i'm so special - mavado
ascension [2007] - denis naidanow
donk - soulja boy
bust it open - lil wil
new york city - paul van dyk & starkillers, ashley tomberlin
sesion extra julio 2008 - dj cocodil [wack tribal funky house set]
david guetta @ loveparade 2008 on the 19th july [his 1st LP]
various beatport singles
stepped on my j'z - nelly, jd, ciara
marco polo - soulja boy, bow wowhomeless - charlie wilsoncan't find the words - karina [voice like natasha beddingfield]
visited; the batcave cinema
guy afraid of upcoming prison term for hacking
classic/retro mobile phones [the very large ones with pull out antennaes]
quotes from the dark knight
and dark knight technology
a free domain [no catch]
+ also;
www.revengemonkey.com
datingismiserable.com
market correction
the actuary job
release yourself - roger sanchez' podcast feed
TDK! 'now there's a batman' was awesome! loved all the joker's bits...fav scene may be heath in the prison [but still supreme acting by christian bale and 'harvey dent']...big imax cam used for main scenes...imagine 23000 by 13500px [I think close to that resolution].........oh to be able to veiw in an imax cinema [where screens average 6 stories high]...well done 37yr old christopher nolan.
'The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming."
the unofficial nokia 5800 [express or media] otherwise known as the tube was featured.
Still no announcement officially from NOKIA...but supposedly in august..i await eagerly..and they say the e71 is an iphone killer? wait.....[no longer interested in the s40 such and such ]
mac book TOUCH is coming soon!
looking forward to the releases @ the globe in coming weeks;
hellboy 2 + hulk [aug 2nd week ]
the mummy + wanted [aug 3rd week ]
ever wanted to know how many megapixels the optical nerve can process or the iso? it's 547 and iso800 [unsure numbers]...
better make sure you're all eyes for the comets trail from the 2008 Perseid Meteor Shower. [aug 12 @ 3am your local time] or be early and watch the Perseid Earthgrazers show @ 9pm
knol and cuil launched [supposedly google's rival but flopped 1st day]...been looking at their DOM. neat stuff. AMA Computer College has a nice course for me.
pondering the retro love bug and the 42.zip [16 archives x 16 x 16] which unzipped equals size; 4.3gb...
party monarch was won by khiomal [heard fo a guy causing ruckus immediately after the results and having to be escorted off-stage]
'today you living, tomorrow you gone' peter ram....
limelight cafe overlooking the marina seems to have been bought over..repainting and remodelling being done..i observed.
alicia keys and jack white collab---ing for bond 22? true. 1st time in history two atists form the theme.
There's a guyanese/american announcer on mix only this week [6-10 shift]...neat...guy played a skit, with himself [talking the guyanese patois] speaking to a host and the manager of a restaurant about their rotis.
'any guyanese in al yoll kitchn?' i neva hear bout bajans mekkin nah roti'
hilarious 2mins
flipping langit template was killing me for icdtees, so I've decided to be simple...THEMIXSTORY on the other hand is all set on a 'rounders' template...super edited by me. official opening tomorrow..whereas icd may be next week [hopefully]
"Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have" (Vicktor Borge)
what do you know of expensive technology?
more to post [but no time] so there will be [hopefully] a 2nd edition of this tsop.
I eat >CODE./<
I'm talking css variables and strict hyper text 4 point 1. Who doesn't want to be web 2.0...soon we'll all be writing xhtml flawlessly. Beware Bim, as the language returns to me, our own social network will be worked on [reinvented]. Not really into the whole blogging shenanigans [page ranks, technocrati, blogtoplists, voting, traffic/link exchange, adsense, sitemaps] as such..soon I may be. When I figure out what container facebook is using to hide their vids. flash vids at that. Google is indeed a hacker's best friend.
Let's talk some about Barbados. de Crop over and all that
The advocate newspaper has been taking potshots @ the ever-powerful nation. [in the form of advertising]. For some time now, on local stations you're hearing the advocate's adversary is largely controlled by the nation of Trinidad. Fun ads in slightly entertaining skits. C+W [envy party this sunday] vs Digicel [just got EDGE] comes to mind. Stabby [from the Spin Pooch Inc. camp]. Go stabby go. yes yes bossss. Humoristic performer called stabby the guard [buff guy] is killing a lot of fetes with his 'mission' [hurt up bumpers by stabbing]. It's like this. the guy when performing, selects a random girl [more than likely with a large posterior], gets her on stage and carries out his mission. Sunday was the junior monarch competition, some guy won [not paying much attention] HOWEVER, the main main event [PARTY MONARCH @ east coast] is due to come off this sunday..[Lil Rick will prob win again]. heard news that cars won't be able to leave before a certain time [to soften the rush?] Got a crop over calender? then you know tomorrow will be Pic-O-De-Crop semi-FINALS @ [new venue] Kensington Oval [i think]. A red bag, a. pavarotti, kid of site and a guy called john king will be among those competing. You should also know Foreday morning and Kadooment occurs on sat aug2 and mon aug4....respectively. The tents I think are doing Ok, [I hope]. This year is the first time, I've heard of a Christian soca tent...I know many socaholics are looking forward to Baachanal tent [most popular] vs. the best of crop over soon...[managed by the guy who runs boycevoice]AWOL [shock and awe] boomtribe's fete @ carlisle bay this sunday has a Long ad [capital L]...nicely done. Just remember dress code is militant. Big pun there..wonder how the harbour lights regulars will react...
Rave.
Was funky the. Electro. Good music [everything everyone looked forward to] but not a good sound. [used 800watts in open air. ERROR!] Nevertheless great people + super lights [under full moon] + banging drinks = fantastic partytime. Those lights that keep blinking, I believe they're called strobes added so much fun to dancing, but are awful for video recording. live percussions were compliments of Stu Damn [of NYC]. His usual best. Generally a tremendous effort by everyone oh and Carlos introduced Break [beat?] House [stabs and guitar rifts]...let's see how the next aqua [red and white edition|august 09] will be populated. Good friend Rod created a web gate10.synthasite.com just for the electro music movement inna BIM.
Most listened to this week on my playlists begins with David Banner's greatest story ever told, Nas' simply titled album untitled, strictly the best: 23 [2nd form nostalgia], disco oldies, roger sanchez' essential set on bbc1 and dancehall reggae remixed on electro-techno beats [Vinyl Shotz and Phoenixremix - Remix Tactics Vol.1]. Also swizz beatz spittins on viva la vida beat and dizzee rascal dance wiv Me....definitely can't forget peetah morgan's [out of the morgan heritage family] salute them on the luv a dub rididm...1st verse [deciphered by me];
from she a 15, she having sex with big man
by 17, she haf a lickle yout and name him jon
couldn't set de father was beside that man
so she tek out to san and put him pun de program
now she deh pun welfare and feeling real strong
by 19, she haf a nother yout in her land
a two yout she add to de ghetto population
another woman lost to de teenage slam.
Two bloggerbased projects are coming along on schedule. At least one is due to be publicly viewed on Aug.01. Soon there won't be any more mixstory. BOXSTR is good for my file sharing; A name after my own heart. shortened. shrtnd
the d a r k K N I G H T is here.
@ 155mln, it's the biggest opening in the US ever! Released yesterday in our local cinemas. hearing positive reviews [of course heath ledger will win the posthumous oscar]. Looking forward to seeing TDK, this weekend. Hopefully I'll be wearing my 'why so serious' tee and distributing my 'joker' card. And I thought my jokes were bad...
let me tell you again, we are living in long sunny summer days. Sun sets around 7pm.
how often does your brain cache. does it uncache every morning or does it immediately remember the last thing you did/said/thought the night before?
pangrams are pretty cool. when you twist them.
the lazy fox jumps over the quick brown dog.
judge of sphnx, i vow my black quartz.
blending 3g iphones should be a sin.
sup and water. soup and watr. soup and water.wonder who else has realized that one in every [approx] 4 BFP posts are not their own articles but [bfp opinions] links to more than likely bajanreporter, barbados underground or the kelruth blog.
do your parents know that you blog?
ping me. out.
eatskeet.com
paulstamatiou.com [re-visit]
elliotswan.com
splitreason.com
ghacks.com [went for the flickr hack]
theworldforgot.com
jamaicanjokes.blogspot.com
blogsontop.com
bookmarked past few days....
I lost the battle. I've given up on engadget, the only way I can see myself keeping up to date is to take a day [all of 18hours], start reading the site from the 1st post of the year...which is, going through approx 920pages...I'll rss them from august, hopefully....OK Caribbean Wete Fete 2008 w/ artists Beenie Man, Mad Dog, Machel and local entertainers happened on Sunday, passed to see the girls..many girls, 'not nearly' well dressed....
Surprising how many people were there *paying*...seems the promoters made a killing, as did the boutiques...People don't seem to realize money is going to be hard to acquire very soon, yet most are spending away on [brand name clothes], [crop-over band jumping fee] and [fetes - entrance and drinks].
Miss Universe also happened on Sunday resulting in the lovely [] miss Venezuela conquering...[about the 100th time venezuela won]....Been seeing some BIG, red and yellow real estate for sale signs along Hastings, mostly prominent in the H-Rocks area....[really have to try that new pizzeria]...'That' tower down 'there' is finished as well, seen my man barry gale [not to be confused with the rally driver] has a shiny new officia...
young girls. pregnancy. dilemma. OBESITY.
bfp said it basically already.[as HAVE I vocally]..But again in my own terms..I can't understand why young girls [say 14-19 - gets lower every year they say] are conceiving offspring..Girls still in school [secondary] may be lead a-stray by the men [school boys, van-men, men they don't much about], who hit and run...leaving them at such a young tender age to mother a child...What do they know about being a mother when they still need mothering themselves, they're still children basically [living under someone's roof]..I find it sad and pitiful when you see them on the bus, with their pregnant bellies looking for seats...Does the guy you are breeding for, not have transport? Will you/he be able to support your child financially and morally [not the right word]....Sad...You don't see any other demographic here having children at such a young age, they would wait until they can support [living on their own, with own transportation] before family-planning also they would probably stop after 2 children..but most of said young girls keep going...
Things have changed much from the good ole days [I won't say how]...Someone should write a book stating How Not To Be Fooled Into Love and get pregnant before you're ready.....
OBESITY..I live in a land of fat people [mostly girls]...It's getting harder to find slim girls with the right personality...,true you may find an pleasant extrovert overweight chick who is happy with her size, but why won't they take care of the body? [are you from a 'fat' family, break the chain and be the slim one out]..No one means for you to look like a stick but be in your designated weight-to-age ratio...after all Obesity is unhealthy in many ways..[exercise and eat healthy, moderately]..much more I can say but I'm stopping here...
musicwise; prominently reggae...
riddims this year seem to be named by 2 words together;
sand-fly riddim [cobra is nuts on it - 'u dun know wah me deya fah, de fat sum'tn we deyah fah]
['grip' and 'cologne' also sellll offffff]
work-out riddim [mostly top tunes] [dr evil's tune is wack - she a wonder if a grease me grease mi waist line]
heat-stroke riddim [me deyah! deyah! - demarco]
hype-time riddim [beenie, kartel, mr easy, capleton]
someone should make the a-millie [tpain, demarco and trey songs also on the beat] riddim or simply a-riddim...birch or stephen or demarco or ranks [the top riddim producers] probably will, someone made an apologize riddim so it's possible...Killing elephant man's song called no queer [based on no air] along with kartel's song pussy no fi suck [based on lollipop] and soulja boy's iDance...
Did a rockpopparty mix recently...mishmashed together with no prep but resulted in an O-k house-party sound.
Going to resume donating dance/trance/house songs to Mix soon,
asked if Annie is still there and someone said "No, she's no longer here"....sadness impedes...
olympus theatres is flopping about....my fault....
I'm beginning to despise Barbados' biggest cinema...Went to see Wall-e [6.30] on sat, asked when I was buying my ticket if I might stay to see pathology [9.30] if I waited...Lady at the box office said I suppose..saw the film, waited approx 20mins after..loitering around basically...asked the lady night manager if it was really OK to wait around [my mistake]...'No!' then mentioned I could have easily slipped in [the two films were being shown in the same room: Havana], and no one would notice, with which she promptly responded 'someone would be @ the door, checking tix'. I then asked if she would get one of the SAFE guys to escort me out, her answer; was gently pushing me towards the door, at which I said no, TIS ok....I'll go...Well I did get to see pathology that night, but with a paid ticket..same room, NO ONE at the door checking tix, but what do you know a couple sat close by brought microwave popcorn [wonder if it was in a cooler bar or recently popped [probably in the mall]] and some drinks....
On tuesdays, when a film was sold out [College Road Trip and Indiana Jones sold out tonight], you could buy a ticket for another show, mention to the doorman/lady some mumbled excuse and they would allow you in...That was then, now the great Anthony is there [the other night manager] with the actual 2nd owner as backup...No easing in is possible [so as not to be overpopulated w/ppl sitting on the side/stairs]....but they are now allowing you to refund your tix [the ones you would have tried to used to ease in]...when on the ticket it states all sales FINAL [check for accuracy]...Irredeemable filth!
Soon hellboy 2..B8minutes later [tic tock tic tocky]..at least the globe is supposed to have Made Of Honour and What Happens In Vegas tomorrow, So olympus won't be seeing me at all, unless they got Wanted [heard it's like matrix vs. 300 - action to the end]....
the mirrors trailer looks interesting [as does the centre of the earth - where exactly is the centre of the earth though?] ...easy concept [reminds me of the simple phonebooth]...oh how I wish to be a screenwriter...someday..soon..
ever heard about the mp3 eating worm which scans your HD for mp3's and deletes them?
or of the oil-sultans diamond encrusted benz [worth 4mln] where $1000 get you a touch?
or the year 2038 problem? [mathmeticians beware]
everyone should get a web 2.0 'box' [2 bad the upping limit is 10mb but good reasons keep it small]
and also adblockplus [ff extension]...as no one clicks on ads anyway
I recently got some fonts and been learning about kerning....
Soon I'll be editing the html on this blogger....looking to jackbook's blogspot themes/templates [like those myspace editors] as my mentorial...
sociallyonthe.net
robyn fenty has a facebook, or so it seems...
most pix on the profile have the ultimate-rihanna.com watermark...email address is ririfenty@gmail [didn't know she was fond of the name 'ri ri'], official website is rihannadaily.com [directs to ultimate-rihanna.com], no family members added in friends....more inconsistencies lead me to believe some one is 'faking moves'.
Didn't know amit was on imeem....then again i didn't know brunei durrasulamem was a place....
how does whenever youtube myspace, our facebook googles, twitters, then flickrs digg it?... sound on a shirt...my idea! copyright reversed...the next shirt TO BE PRINTED....
furious tees is everything I wanted my tee-shirt web to look like...I'll have to rethink, restrategize and re-graphicize..
bad. e62 is now stuck on nokia splash screen...
how do you make a phone dial a number till the battery dies....
no commitments is the real free life...
what do you know; hurricanes coming...bertha restrengthens and 2nd hurricane forms..
The Budget. May Cause Diverse Reactions.
Mr. David has caused some interesting veiws from his "budget"
School children riding free on Transport Board Buses (like the US)...helpful?
Increase of 1000% on visitor driving permit fee. Hardly feasible; there was a big AD, day after calling all car-rental owners to discuss...(ryan farms + family might have played a major part of it) [most comments @ bfp]
Tax, tax tax...tax on smokes, tax on liqour and tax on gambling [winnings]...this is good!
Highway Robbery stopped. [interesting]
Much more resolutions/problems, but I'm not that into Politricks. see bfp. JUST recollected Miss Mottley declared her assets [not even a 1/8th, someone said]. Worth? 3.5m. And the day after Mia, FORMER pm MISTER owen did the same [declare assets.]
2.1m Jackpot.
Some lady [59yrs, works in Gov.] won it. Said she plays every draw, every day...She's in a bit of debt. Her daughters look forward to the giveaway. Her numbers are usually hers, but on the day, she quickPicked. BLOODY gamblers....
Electro-HOUSE-Refix-Dubs.
MOS. has released so many albums for 2OQB, sneakers, bass...etc. Acquired Club Files Vol.4. Sweet, so-very-electro-electro. Even a shaggy track. favs below;
jean claude ades, vincent thomas - shingaling
alex gaudino, shena - watch out [robbie remix][fairly tired but so lovely]
oliver twizt, mc roga - do the monkey [bart b remix]
moby - disco lies [spencer & hill remix][1st song]
lenny fotana, ridney pres larisa - wait for you
dabruck & klein - d.i.s.c.o [sick song]
tata gollisa - la pastilla
ian oliver, east enders - vino vino [salsa-house]
Love comes again, just when I broke out of love, love comes again [i just can't stop singing this ish] Song by tiesto, [commercial tiesto] miranda would say. Seano B form 1xtra, did a refmix of hustlin - rick ross vs fedde le grand [so flipping wack]
Also been listening to Clubbers Guide To Ibiza, mixed by plastik funk and kneedeep. Dancehallwise, some new [to me] riddim. the sting 93' [almost live with stabs just like the stage time]. Rupee on the LuvADub Riddim [no one samples]. VerseeWild Ahzam! aZHAM! and his other track ''ya hairstyle always do? push it back' supposedly loved by the girls [downloaded from Imeem through zillaM]. MyspacePage by red rat, neat lyrics. What exactly is a gully creepa, I would like to know [gotta ask the man of Elephants]. The Streets. Has a video, pranging out [totally unbeknownst to me], there is even a remix. Get Out My House remix [old song] has TIGHT lyrics....[playing that a lot]. The Potion Instrumental, after hearing on Step Up 2 [watched on Tuesday AGAIN with trinidadian based Contract Killers]...I've been listening and choreographing my own kinda dance...also listening much to Kano - my mistakes, swizz beatz - where the cash at, joell ortiz - get this dough with Max B, KATY PERRY, some boys like girls, We Created Nothing - TTT (THE TING TINGS) releases; that's not my name and shut up and let me go.
& after [even though I tried before] listening to the fierce battle between Sentinel [Everlasting Sound] and One Love [High Power] in Italy. I came up with this;
MSN Messenger Soundclash
Is a battle between two or more selectas using the messenger record audio feature, to send short audio snippets between each other.
Let's say two contestants, one we call hype, the other we call easy, Hype messages Easy and initates the clash by typing something like 'hear this big chune that wuh kill any bloodclaat soun' and he records an audio file, and sends...Easy accepts and listens and replies with 'watch me kill that NOW!' and records an audio, and sends...And So On....Seems straightFORWARD, However I can forsee a problem, for instance if one contestant does not have a mic, then no recording can be made, more than likely he/she may have to use an audio-manipulation software [VDJ comes to mind] to record a track as small as possible....and send which may take longer...Rules/Lines Of Guide/faq would be;
`type a message, introducing the song you are going to play
`send file and wait for response
`the other party will repeat
`record only suitable songs
`invite contacts into convo [they will listen in] to give FORWARD OR booos. [I create a emoticon for Forward!!!]
'next clash, have more than two contestants and make it interesting.
Who knows, MSC may possibly be a big thing already. I know YahooSC is. [much easier], maybe a Facebook app IN THE future?
WEBZ
Don't know what I was doing looking up Rihanna's latest movements but I was. There is a fake-rihanna-profile-finder on Bebo, who seeks people posing as the real Robyn and reports them [to somoneimportant?]. Her brother Rorry has a facebook [plenty friends I imagine]. Rihanna has been shooting for her disturbia video in Swizzland this week....
Mya was supposed to perform a few days ago, but somehow did'nt feel in the groove and stood up the paying patrons @ nxs IN THE GAP. islandsista.wordpress [dead link] really puts her rants out there about this. at least the new R&B guy [CASELY] was a hit.
SetVid, that's what hostmedia is calling themselves now....[currently in beta 0.9] has a new layout...BajanTube. May have a problem with their videos, or are they just switching to audio...the top ten reads...BajanTube top SONGS [JULY 200OSIX]. ERROR!
Gonna try my first php injection soon, very soon....Youtube; sorry this video can not be played in your country due to copyright infringement [or something along those lines]. This is what you get when you seek Common - 6th Sense...Dailymotion does'nt have a problem with the query though...Proxy I say to Youtube...YouProxy, iProxy..everybody PROXY....these counters with your country's flag are disconcerting.
Gandered at:
2milliondollarbills.com
flickr.com/photos/globalestates
caribbean-stylez.blogspot.com
willempie46.blogspot.com
lifehacker.com/software/photoshop/create-patterned-silhouettes-with-photoshop [silhouettes add such a big perspective on tee designs]
big downloadable reggae archive listing by vlad [ends @ 2003]
milliondollarhomepage.bb [simple money making idea I came across early last year][webmaster leaves everthing accesible in the virtual directory][saw a big sign/banner near SJPP]
stormworm
flickr in general, has been my source for pix this week....some sweet hdr images
flickr.com/photos/lawrence_evil
fear of the no.13 [Triskaidekaphobia] and impact on economies
wall-e and pathology have reached, so I may see one or the other soon...On wednesday though, there was a disclaimer on Pathology stating 'not for the weak of heart, bloodtesting may be done before entrance due to type of film'
love is a feeling that you feel when you have never felt it before?
sometime I get the urge to walk at ridiculous times in the night, like 3am [only on full moon nights] to A.shores ot the lighthouse
current;
first hurricane was due for Belize [Bertha 150km/hour]
oil flunctuating horribly @ 141usd/barrel
jesse james apologized to Obama...
Mugabe [old, but dresses nicely]...settling down for peace talks.
can't find lookout riddim anywhere......
today is not important. yesterday was (july four 8 US indep), tomorrow is 6/7/8 (to me)
past week;
/finished alpha wing 2
/watched forbidden kingdom and hancock. ["call me a crazy a--hole one more time"]
/spent some time on www.datzwhatzup.net [4 indexes/welcome pages] www.followdaleader.com, www.moviemoxie.blogspot.com, www.hollywoodreporter.com, www.kanyeuniversecity.com, www.wikihow.com [how to do harsh death metal vocals], www.hypem.com, www.pandatoes.blogspot.com, www.destroyallfilms.com, www.rianmiller.com, www.apple.com/backtoschool [buy a mac and get a free ipod [rebate]], www.hideyourarms.com, www.wearenumbers.com, www.rowthree.com
/read up on sumner redstone [owns cbs, bet and mtv], 9/11 conspiracy theories, hostile takeovers, the famous porsche carrera crash
/listened to all the a-milli verses, even an assassin refix and a will smith [a willie], Mix fm MOST OF THE DAY favourited lifehouse - hanging by a moment, seether - rehab cover
/realized I have big directories e.g [1,983 mp3's] 9.8gb i.e reggae folder, DIALOGIC VOX file in registry. I missed the final? visit of the bookship LogosII. All stephanies I know are hot. Missed this year's BET awards.
/remembered watching a show called the EX EFFECT on the last night if my trip [staying at the Hilton closest to O'hare]
Funny how when you visit blogs, there's almost always in the description, the words ramblings and musings, stuff ending in ings, now don't interrupt me while I'm bloginking.
Scenarios/Musings/Ramblings
What if I got into a minivan/taxi and I travel on said transport about 2/3 way towards my place of departure, and the fare collector guy asks for my fare, but I don't have any money, is it OK to put me off, as I am so close to my destination...
If I can finish download a file @ 98%, (I already have the bulk), is there really a need for the lousy 2% [downloads are mostly sequential anyway]
What is up with these flippin boutiques here [redd, jeans inc, fashionconscious] selling 30USD PLAIN levis for 120BDS+ [200% profit?]. Seriously I would open a jeans/pants boutique store and show them how it is done. CRAzY100dollarpants. Only long jeans/pants all at $100. Sectioned out by brands. No shitty PLAIN jeans, No shitty brands, No MadeInPanama STUFF. Only the best ish.
Wish you could record thoughts and out them into certain/appropriate mind directory.
What is the average age of a person owning their own home and car?
Blogger has now screwed my post times as I changed to the -4.00 timezone
Wonder whose idea it was to keep the CropOverOpeningGala FREE to everyone? Charity does not pay. 2 or even 1 dollar per person and the organizers would have walked away with something like $20,000 profit EASILY.
How many times do I have to tell bajans, the word MALICIOUS has nothing to do with inquisitiveness. It is derived from the word Malice which means hate.
What is it with guys here wearing QUIKSILVER tees out, to party [verb] for the last two years? When I was wearing quiksilver tees, it was to the beach or something beachy [yaad or lights] and with bloody baggies. Men wearing it here like if it's Diesel or something.
What happened to United Colours Of Benetton.
shirts/
WANTED: someone to read my shirt so I can feel good about going through all the trouble of putting it on
whenever youtube myspace, our facebook twitters
wanted: a dummy to read this shirt so that as they read, they realize this shirt doesn't have anything on it that anyone should read
A GE OVER [play on range rover]
wall-e marry me?
Cleverly disguised as a normal humanoid.
