bajan anomalies

a pack o sodabix that got in more than 9
de las' bus tekkin it time
a sno-cone for less than one-fifty
pic o de crop [over] without controversy
greyhound racing at de Garrison
de heat paper printing a typo-free edition

no guyanese pon Fairchild street
a parrow handing you a grantley
a taximan giving you a lift ta St.Lucy
cave shepherd done selling things for duty free

'do not surf' sign at Bathsheba
bbs.fm playing soca
no local craft at Pelican centre
a bread and two fuh lunch on a sunda
pudding and souse pon a thursdee
Chefette rockley on a saturday.... empty
Nelson street minus the short skirt girlies
men not staring at girl's boxies
Days dun showing at 6
Oistins fishless
ackees - seedless
a new development of chattel houses

we start importing mauby
people stop buying blackberries
SY Adams got things expensive
eating cou-cou with fried chicken
a MP driving a datsun
driving over potholes down Sandy Lane

a minivan from Speightstown not givng you shakes
de PM with he lips white.... like a bake
finding a zr in de morning @ 2.30
de airport charter bus stopping fa we
pirates start getting lockup for selling bootleg dvds
or celebrating independence in early january

a chance o any o these things happnin' is highly unlikely
cos them is just bare bajan anomalies