Sunday, November 23, 2008

merely images - shipping in [Ship Inn Nightclub, Barbados @ October 23. 2008]

Sometimes i might borrow my uncle's camera, sometimes i might go out to a club/party, sometimes i might take images...
In Ship Inn Club, St. Lawrence Gap, Barbados

justin starts

kirk, tejay, justin

justin, kirk

tejay, kirk, justin, mikey

partiers

tejay, micheal [good, good]

miss models, kirk

justin, kirk, bellevedere ladies

below are taken without any of the many cam features enabled [no vivids]

party

beer-drinking contest

k - 1700px [2.2mb] beer-drinking winner

the endings

Thursday, November 13, 2008

merely images - SUN SEX

the sun setting [westside] 2 Sundays ago, taken while being transported to the north [all .png except raw]


2100px [3.04mb], 1300px [1.27mb], raw [0.790mb]

2100px [3.68mb], 1300px [1.46mb], raw [0.946mb]

2100px [4.02mb], 1300px [1.66mb], raw [0.942mb]

2100px [3.52mb], 1300px [1.45mb], raw [2.200mb] fav

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

pranksters original paticipating in network flyouts

I'm back like eminem's relapse
I'm back like rihanna
back like boys 2 men, back like nkotb
back like oasis in a metal jacket, no i mean, metallica
OH that doesn't make sense? well re-place me on the lyrics bench


Moving into your first flat by yourself is a big task! Starts and ends have to be taken care of, and odd things put in place
much time it requires....

you know it's the winter season when the dark in Barbados commences at 5.30pm.
you know it's the winter holiday season when x-mas decors begin showing up in stores. [ShopSMART was first as always]

I've been seeing bloody zillions of x-mas "worms", not even zillions, the amount I've been observing of these creeps of crawl is a number humanoids can't fathom, a number of about 40 zeros like 1,0000,00000,00000,0000,00000,0000,000,0000,000,000. What is interesting is; this time around 365 days ago, not a single of these harmlessess could be found...

Do you GRiD? Codemasters [Colin Mcrae franchise] released [june 2008] an advanced racing simul called simply racedriver: GRID! Graphics look uber-appealing. As I have to start an engine, I don't much of the gameplay but I do hope to soon. Blame D.E Computers in Sheraton for having a hi-def wallpaper on their 20 inch display monitor near the entrance for my sudden interest. Does this mean NFS:Undercover has a competitor!




























We've had a car show [which i missed] this past weekend, featuring 2009 automobiles,
customized/tuned rides, antique/classic models and celebs! A very peculiar ad was aired by The McNearney's team compliments of "Nard". The super-special stage [dexterity=spins] of the recent rally club ended at the GYMnasium where this show was held.

the Virgin Atlantic Music Fest [10 days of concerts]: headlining by THE DUB PISTOLS [yeaaah blood!]
The pistols have collaborated with some huge acts! Very recently our own RedStarLion [myspace]
Performing also should be Kite w/ Billy Kinkaid, the Billy Armstrong Blues band, Roadhouse and a guy that Mike Skinner looks up to [Rodney P]. Much more, of course...only 100 bucks for the entire festivities.

Ok ok, I am the bloody pun-king!
No, I'm not, Lil Weezy is. Who else can do a play on/of words four times?! Maybe mr fiasco? A double-pun brilliancy. Ha! Saw on fb last week, Billy's status was something about for play/fore play...nice.

old actual unfortunate NEWS puns I found in an old electronic mail:

# Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
# Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
# Eye Drops off Shelf
# Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
# Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
# Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
# Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
# New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
# Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
# Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
# Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
# Steals Clock, Faces Time
# Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
# Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
# Include your Children When Baking Cookies
# 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves

Don't we not all, love irony/ironing. I've been in a flipping world of punks this month.

By now, everyone should know that the 5800 has been released! [THAT'S NOKIA btw]
So what's up with Digicel and sim card registration failed? 8 days is the length of time both my sims had been messing about in my nokias. Surprisingly when I use the chips with my older nokia, there are no problems...Has this been the reason for the long queues of disgruntled customers in Digicel stores all over the island recently? Maybe I better join that group of people...but wait it's working fine now....bloody rising stars. [sidenote: the stars, the past few nights have been beautifully plentiful and bright, just like the fake ones in smallville....]
God's NIGHTLIGHTS.
last night I saw a falling light [a good title for a song?]

Culinary Olympics seem fascinating! It's what every big chef in the world looks forward to.
It's going to be soon time to take out the old recipes books, all hail the return of the kitchen experimentalist! Almost always fun having to decide what to eat for dinner when on your own. [chinese? big john's? breakfast foods? milkshakes? pastries?]

MixFm acquired Fuzz
I missed DJ Carlos' session twice in a row, not to mention the last party [casa grande], heard it bombed... someone tell me it aint so.....Now I've seen a petition group on fb about a request for another aqua? Tonight is Abraham's first official event [in my books]; Planet Dance in St. Lawrence Gap @ Club NXS!
Really wondered who was playing on mix fm, last thursday morn from 9.20am - 9.50am? Was it the new guy, I saw Scott showing the controls of simian [on saturday] or the weatherhead himself? Songs played in that 30mins reminded of the way I first remembered Mix 96.9fm, med alternrock with punk influences - songs I can remember from that set were "flavor of the weak", "story of a girl", and "girl all the badguys" want.
DJ Fuzz, you know the one who was with HottFm, had a funny promo [fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair]? He is now @ MixFm, working Stokeley's old shift. listening to him yesterday from 10.30 makes me think he's bringing back the mix the radio station was losing, he played some dance [TOP 40 POP REMIXES] music [like housey dance; almost as hardcore as what DJ Carlos plays], then he mixed a Keyshia Cole with another dance track [the womanizer tribal mix! SWEET!] then Beres and finally a old alternative. Unfortunately, after that I had to disengage my ears, but what more of a mix does anyone want!? He plays like me... if I was a radio personality.
My fav song at the moment is: heartless by kanye [how could you be so heartless] easy yeezy.

N.I.F.CA
Barbados' own annual independant creative arts show/contest, semi finals @ the Frank Collymore Hall, sometime coming. I'm really looking forward to going!

Missing out on Heroes, now into the 5th episode of the new season, soon to be corrected. Not even going to glance @ True Blood. [but's its a super neat pun]

Death Race was fantatically brillantly NUTS! [a shame on the original but I loved!!!]

Oh you don't know what to wear as a halloween costume? This year it's easy, do sarah the palin [seems ok 2 me]

I did a new mix, "hiphop 2003 playlist" it uploads as I type. Oh and a mashup, darude's sandstorm vs eric prydz/pryda's pjanoo. A mere 5.40mins, 9mb. Cop it on zippyshare or my favourite file sharing server; boxstr.


Ever heard of the makeup brand "cult of cherry"?

off to work on my first unencyclopedia submission: the life of LiECE
Where else in the world can you rent a tree? IMAGE COMING SOON! it's really funny!
Back like Fuzz
end of the new version of personal notes and that was medium...

food for thinking;
if the human population of earth only uses 20% of our brains, how far advanced in science, computing + technology, would we be, if half of us used 35%?
E said we'd walk on air just by thinking, literally!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Using math while challenging myself, then analyzing racing data


What do you do when you've finished a game? Ended all the levels, gathered all the bounty, unlocked the locked?
You confound yourself of course...

Even though I finished Need For Speed Underground 2, back in [late] 2005, it is the only game I've been showing any interest in. Due to the underpowered chipset, my mobile Dell's graphic's card is based on, I've had to resort to playing low grade games, which meet 268mb [shared] video memory. What this means is, Colin McCrae DiRT, COD 4 and NFS: ProStreet all had to be omitted from my weekly gaming spree. So, being stuck with NFS:U2, and having e completed all the races TWICE, I challenge myself as is the norm. I think...
The titillative thing is, when I battle myself, it's hardly simple.

I have three alter-racer personalities for each race, which in turn means, each race is raced three times. In different cars. There are three teams...3 different soundtracks. [but all racing themed]
1 - Team A - is a group of simple racers, their SMALL cars are designed to look as simple as possible, while packing the latest engine-neering...
Audi.TT [500.1bhp @ 8,950rpms][368.8 pounds of torque @ 6,950rpms][tops @ 216mph]
Audi A3 [510.6bhp @ 7,550rpms][396.4 pounds of torque @ 4,650rpms][tops @ 216mph]
2 - Team B - has the latest in tuning technologies [wide body kits, carbon fibres], the whole works. They like to show off their specs in the form of decals. Many decals...The only lady driver of this hypothetical racing meet is in this group and ironically has the most powerful car!
Hyundai Tiburon [511.8bhp @ 8,100rpms][338.9 pounds of torque @ 7,000rpms][tops @ 222mph]
Nissan 350Z [523bhp @ 7,550rpms][415 pounds of torque @ 5,600rpms][tops @ 222mph]
3 - Team C - may be described as home garage mechanics educated at TOP schools..Crowd pleasers if they were. iHold dear to this group.
Mazda RX:8 [431bhp @ 9,450rpms][256.2 pounds of torque @ 8,400rpms][tops @ 207mph]
Mazda RX:7 [441.6bhp @ 9,250rpms][291.3 pounds of torque @ 7,700rpms][tops @ 213mph]



Races are done on the circuit mode, 3 laps [12 + Arbutus, the exact track] with catch-up-on and traffic-heavy. Each team chooses which car is going to be in the first race. [There are two races at each track; one reverse, and the other forward]
And now the mathematics...
The amount of data that is generated after 6 races, is HUGE. Many many numbers...Questions can be asked.
Who had the fastest lap?
Who posted the quickest race?
Who went the fastest?
Who had the best average speed?

The answers to these questions; I think of, as prizes...
An example of race data I use...

TRACK - 12th + Arbutus [Forward] lap record - 2.04.42
Team A - Audi TT [placed last]
finished in 7.23.75, fastest lap was 2.23.62, speed topped @ 201.4mph, avrg speed - 109.3mph
Team B - 350Z [placed first]
finished in 6.43.99, fastest lap was 2.06.47, speed topped @ 210.7mph, avrg speed - 120.2mph
Team C - RX:8 [placed first]
finished in 6.44.92, fastest lap was 2.09.97, speed topped @ 213.6mph, avrg speed - 120.3mph

TRACK - 12th + Arbutus [Reversed]
Team A - Audi A3 [placed 3rd]
finished in 7.57.49, fastest lap was 2.28.62, speed topped @ 188.8mph, avrg speed - 102.8mph
Team B - Tiburon [placed 1st]
finished in 6.57.40, fastest lap was 2.15.67, speed topped @ 208.3mph, avrg speed - 116.7mph
Team C - RX:7 [placed 1st]
finished in 6.46.18, fastest lap was 2.10.56, speed topped @ 213.7mph, avrg speed - 120.3mph

What if a racer's scores are forfeited if they place anything other than 1st!?
Imagine porting this to a database or graph! or be harsh and envision having a tournament of 1-track-3laps a race, [forward and reverse] with each team's car having a go in each race. [each car would be in 2 runs, forward and reverse, 6 laps]. Envision playing that tournament three times a day. I have yet to try, but I will...

Now where is that old Starcraft install disc....I'm tired of driving.
a few actual in-game pix.
TEAM A


TEAM B


TEAM C

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

NINGnong BROADCATXHING in Londinium despising single possesesives has detected a penetration after the space age

JUMBLED INCOHERENCY

Release me from this curse I'm in. Trying to maintain but I'm struggling
I like Rihanna. Let it be known. It's Official. She's got a new album thingie out, featuring tracks from 2006! up to the recent stuff. It's called HOTNESS.

Ok so it was rainy and stuff. Dark rain [the unsunny type married with dreary clouds]. It was prevalent. For about 3 days nonstop, mid-month. A lady was “trapped” in her house and called a radio station frantically stating that the water was coming into her home, going up past the windows. Very Hysterical but Gloomy. A front page of the Nation News paper, featured an image of a flooded area in the North [St. James] the next day. Even news of a guy trapped in his car FLOATING! Hard times for people living in flood-prone areas, they don't like the rain...but Lenny Kravitz does. [in a track on his last album]

tv watching

Heroes is resuming The director is back on the set and already into the 3rd episode on NBC [sept 29] LAST NIGHT!. The 2nd episode of Knight Rider [2008 TV series] is airing next week, also on NBC!
Smallville's new season [8] started airing 2 weeks past. The I.T Crowd is currently shooting the 3rd season.
New trailers I've seen include the latest from the Transformer's [to be shot in IMAX], Saw 5 and Need For Speed:12. Really really been getting into the drama Hotel Babylon narrated by Max Beesley. [was featured in an episode of Hustle] Got a little proud when Barbados was referenced twice [2wice] in season 1, episode 1.
Someone [J-2.O] mentioned I should get into 24...
Action packed/filled Eagle Eye [starring Shia Lebouf] ruled the box office this last weekend. “obey or die”

Hush - a bajan film [about abortion, teenage sex] is showing in the olympus. I haven't decided if i want to see it yet. Produced by the same lady who runs the controversial Christian evangelist tshirt cropover band "walking holy". Read that many teenagers/secondary school students who've seen it are saying "It's so real!" You don't say... Many of the actors also helped on production, sound editing...that sorta thing...

Watched Babylon A.D [just because we're peaceful doesn't mean we're weak], Rocker [i only drum naked], Pineapple Express + Bangkok Dangerous since my last personal post. Neglected the two [G-rated to me] mama films [mama mia + baby mama].

I missed the 60th primetime Emmy's. The big awards though; 30's Rock [NBC] for outstanding comedy series + Mad Men [AMC] for outstanding drama series. Now that setvid.com [hostmedia.us] is for sale, I've had to use wuapi anew for my hi def videos. [yes, I watched heroes season 3, ep1+2 there in full screen @ brilliant quality!] Kill youtube already!!!

the g33k side
Looked under the shiny silver of my retro nano, to find the cause of the deteriorating battery. Not much luck...
229usd for a new 16gb ipod mini from BestBuy! Currently saving..... Not!
"Yahoo released its Fire Eagle location-based social networking platform from beta, opening the technology to developers and the public. Fire Eagle allows users to update their various social networking profiles with information about where they are."
Re-charging my zorpianess [the usual social networking outfit stuff]. Been on there since 2005 but haven't returned not until 2 weeks ago. Interestingness.
Scrapped chrome already for srWare Iron [based on the build using gears but without ANY information being sent to the google servers].
The android g-1 [179usd] might be a bit overrated already, even though it's google's OS and all. It's only the 1
st implementation! Surely there is to be much improvement the second coming...et al 3rd party applications. Wait, didn't google say it WAS to be free?!

Nokia. The 5800 is expected to be publicly exposed on oct. 2. Sweet marketing in the Dark Knight.



i
phone – iPawned- this was an iPhone. -->


got ram?

Magnetoresistive random access memory [MRAM] is a faster and more energy efficient version of the RAM used in computers today, and hardware companies think it will in a few years dominate the market. It's speed and low power will in particular boost mobile computing.
ICD has changed it's description from whatever it was before to “stuff that should look good on shirts”
Ever realised on facebook you might change your profile PICTURE, but you can't add PICTURES to an album? You may only add PHOTOS.

Joined the im1music forum [currently down], with my first “release”. Too bad it's a fake release.

interweb crawling/hopping
http://www.natasha.cc/primo.htm
http://www.pajiba.com
http://www.thevogue.ws
http://mrapache.blogspot.com/2008/09/refresh-vs-ajax-vs-more.html
http://mashable.com/2007/08/16/wordpress-god300-tools-for-running-your-wordpress-blog

I USED TO BE ON MASH A lot!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_diaspora
http://www.troonik.com/r/3/3/sasha.aspx
http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSLK18053320080920

the hadron collider is postponed by a glitch, no mention of the hacking
http://blog.dubtastic.com
http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/bond22/index.php3
http://danaprince.blogspot.com
http://www.campusparty.com
http://www.ableton.com/live
http://www.weareie.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/badbwoyconnection
http://www.youtube.com/user/runitselectah
http://www.musicloversgroup.com/mtv-video-music-awards-2008-winners
http://www.2sportscars.com
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Journey_into_the_Interior_of_the_Earth/Chapter_I
http://www.webmonkey.com
http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com
it's real - a fave + feeding
http://community.livejournal.com/leakage_channel
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com
http://smallmanrecords.com
http://subsstandards.wordpress.com

http://everything2.com/e2node/Beyond%2520piercing
http://theybf.com
http://www.bugmenot.com
http://www.zillasays.com
http://goatechno.blogspot.com
http://angrykeyboarder.com
http://www.acosmin.com

[this guy's chrome wordpess theme is BANANAS!
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/09/since-apple-lau.html
[they called the tmobile android g-1 fugly]
http://www.getdropbox.com/screencast

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=48630

daniel craig + marc forster on finishing up quantum of solace!



Playlist show

I missed the VMA's. Got to find a healthy recording somewhere, but I know Britney got a bit of awarding. I know Kanye performed his new single Love Lockdown as the finale. I know the host [an english comedian who had a supporting role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall] had to do some apologizings.
I did 3 new MIXes! And a snippet of the unfinished business riddim. The mixstory has been slightly alter-edited.

Metallica and their beards.
A guy refrained from shaving his face until a new metal-llica album was released in 2003. He referred to himself as a tomato with hair. He has since shaved. [rather been shaved by Metallica's lead]. Read an
article about a magazine journalist who was to interview the band, releasing the full album [edited by him], shortening the songs, on torrent. The record company Universal Music has stated he won't be doing any more interviews for any of their artists. Metallica didn't seem to mind though. Fair Use I reckon.
An idea for a radio show; the playlist.

1 hour show featuring only songs of a particular theme/feel. It must incorporate more than 2 genres. The announcer at the end of each show, states the theme/feel for the next show. There will be a webpage [a facebook group page recommended] where listeners can post a song they think should be in the theme/feel for the next playlist show. Maybe I'll pitch that simple idea to MixFm. Good radio is big money after all.

On my apple mp3 player the past fortnight;
keane - spiraling
metallica - the end of the line, the unforgiven III
[how can I be lost if i've got nowhere to go, how can I blame you when it's me I can't forgive]
embalmer – may the wounds bleed forever [old]
katy perry vs prydz - i kissed a pjanoo [jason risk bootleg mix]
lupe fiasco – phat joe [hello? 911? lupe's back and he stole my gun][old]
new found glory – kiss me [SNTR remake]
cassidy – they shook
nas – sly fox [I watch cbs and I see bs]
fall out boy - i don't care [1
st single from the upcoming album “folie a deux”]
vybz kartel - nuh batty ting counteraction_mavado diss [silent river riddim]
jennifer hudson, ludacris - pocketbook
elephant man - that u fi run [reminiscent lyrics of caan yam out by nicodemus]
alex gopher - aurora [riot in belgium + knightlife remix]
einstein – i'm a soldier
tarrus riley – back biter
dr evil – coconuts, when u want me, cowboy
alex gaudino vs. nari & milani feat. carl - i'm a dj [jason rooney remix]
minilogue – snake charmer
britney spears - womanizer
droid - blogariddims 16/raggamortis: 1
lost witness - dreams [nicola fasano + steve forest euphoric remix]

demarco – snake
jack white, alicia keys - another way to die [theme track from quantum of solace]
andreo vandalize - kind of love (club mix)
bias, akon - up & down [I want her in my mouth like words]
paul wall, akon - girl on fire
soulja boy, t.i. - we stay fly
t.i, justin timberlake - dead and gone
shontelle – t-shirt [a barbadian atist btw]
trey songz - paper planes [freestyle][and then she said she don't work for free!]
elephant man - no tikkle [benny hill riddim]
timberlee – heels [benny hill riddim][i'm so sexy in my heels]
nelly, rick ross – u aint him [I know a gangsta when I see him lil buddy + u aint him!]
janelle monae – many moons [saw it on 106 + park and fell in love!]
kylie minogue - the one
andreo vandalize - kind of love [club mix]
kush - wanna be your girl [bart b more remix]
isasha – heavy burden
beres hammond – I feel good
also some singles from the usa team olympic soundtrack [at+t branded]

overheard some old bajan dub in a minivan [maxitaxi] on 98.1 the one courtesy DJ Chilly. [dub is the force, maxitaxis got liscense to kill, cover up - old kidsite]
No essential Mix on friday 20 as Carlos had redeye. [and not from surfing]
The next
party event is at casa grande – "funky house + open pool" he said. Club Xtreme and Aqua coming soon.

Stephen di Genius was featured in the ny times – arts division
. Way, to go chap...

Music and silence... combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music
US News & World Report [23 February 1987] one day after I was birthed!

I remember;
Samud Ali [when he was at MixFm, now he's at LoveFm] on fridays, in his morning show sent a challenge to listeners to call and give a big word [a word not common in daily vocabulary] and after a list of 20 words, he would then create a poem [rhyming] and incorporating all the big words in context. This, I would like to try.
My list of words; Concentric. Ominous. Veracity. Precipitously. Indelible. Semantic.
Copious, Verisimilitude. Pragmatist. Recalcitrant. Philatelic Perpetuity. Subsequently.

Battling politics

So, sarah palin's other e-account got compromised. Nothing really incriminating found. It was all very inconsequential. http://pastebin.com/pastebin.php?dl=f652c44fb
Obama bashed McCain in an ad which stated "he admits he still doesn't know how to use a computer"

AFAIC, one may start calling him Prez Obama!
Wall Street collapsed? I don't know about that, What I know is, the ESSA provides 700BLN from the US treasury to try and clean the recession mess, by helping the taxpayers/homeowners + big companies that are dying...

Eminem is recording material... who knows when it'll be released? Must have been really hard to get over the death of his close friend Proof.


The Music Of Black Origin [mobo] awards come off on october 15th @ wembley and nominated from the Caribbean [only JA] are Etana, Mavado, Busy Signal and Tarrus Riley.

That's Sasha [bet you thought sasha was female] performing using Ableton Live with Macintosh computers. Did you know sasha has team of engineers? I say, let the rise of electro-djs using computers in performances begin! [don't mediate on those who say using software + computers take the challenge and mystique out of DJing]. Now let's see someone perform with dascratch.
ableton over protools/traktor. virtual DJ over serato.

Who knew MOS had a fragrance?!
Ironically it's called NIGHTLIFE.
There is no way to go through a day without irony/puns. [unless you're locked in a room with no contact or something dreadfully similar]
how does ministry of sound:barbados sound?

Kanye may have lovelockdown with alexis [his gf before the 2002 crash] if she accepts his marriage proposal. misses alexis west. say 1o times fast. Some people though, have no love. [for lockdown]

Beyonce [is she really preggie?] has a new album releasing soon, among others..[akon, britney]

Isn't it uber-amazing the amount of knowledge on the internets? + people still say they're bored. Depends on your interests. Innit?
Wikipedia even though useful for many things, is not recommended to college students for serious research because of its editorial policy where anyone can edit anything. It is an unreliable source of information.
i wiki-ed it and i read it [sing to the tune of I kissed a girl by katy perry [skeets skeets bff]]
MAYBE, that's a chorus snippet of a song future me may write called Wikipediaholic. Side note; a wikipedian is someone who participates in the various Wikipedia-related projects to any extent.

iCollect words, is that a strange habit?
My fav word today...is
flurge –
flurge; a flush and a purge
or urge to flirt
[variation] flerg: the state of a man’s penis when it is not erect.
Uses?; don't distract while i'm fighting my flurge; why are you flurgng about? what the flurge? Haha she gave you a flerg.

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?"
The Reader's Digest [June 1958]

The hurricanes seem to have died down, thankfully.

Why did they rename my old primary school “MILTON LYNCH?"

YOU can drive a fast car
The Shelby Supercars Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo set the new World’s Fastest Production Car record with an average top speed of 255.83 mph.
On a temporarily-closed 2 lane public highway in Washington State, the SSC Ultimate Aero posted a top speed of 257.11 mph [413.83 kph] on its first pass and 254.55 mph [409.71 kph] on its return pass, achieving a new top speed record: a staggering 255.83 mph [411.76 kph]
SSC used a turbo V8 outputting 1183 HP and 1094 lbs. of torque. The use of lightweight carbon fiber materials allows for a low dry weight of 2750 lbs, giving the Aero TT the production record for lbs/hp ratio at 2.33.
The Ultimate Aero achieved 0-60 mph in 2.78 seconds and 1/4 Mile in 9.90 seconds at 144 mph.
The Aero TT is not completely stripped either, it features air conditioning, power windows, power mirrors, a navigation system, and a 10 speaker Audio/CD/DVD. Base price is expected to be around $585,000 going 600,000.” 8 radiators cool this beast, oh and it was tested @ NASA to 270mph stable! Almost as good as the reventon/
Estoque or better?

Need a plug-in hybrid? The volt is out!

This prototype SAAB should be in Paris, live next month.

the olsen

A house has two goals. First it is a machine to inhabit, aimed at giving an efficient help to speed and precision in the work, a thoughtful and attentionate machine to satisfy the needs of the body. Then it is a useful place for meditation, and finally it is the place where beauty exits and brings to the mind the calm that it requires.
Le Corbusier

The solid is for the dead, but the transparent is for the living”
I.M. Pei

want a usb lighter? comes in the box with the album, i would know....

How hard is it, to greet customers, FIRST!?
Yes, I would like a pet called purple..
No, your swift can't touch my vitz, miss chutney baachanal.

how scene are you - im very SxE [DOESN'T MEAN SEXY]
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Kid

What happens to tattoos when your'e horridly burned? I guess Travis will answer that, hope he gets much better....

do you slime?
ieat idrink isleep iread iwatch iplay ifuck ilive- robert haug says it best -
sentence case after the i results in iEat
Heteronormativity is a term to describe the marginalization of non-heterosexual lifestyles and the view that heterosexuality is the normal sexual orientation

Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been
Theodore von Kármán

Firefox 3.1 Adds 'Porn Mode' Private Browsing? True. But they're only up to 3.0.3.
a milli - hits on my page. False

will be trying to make this the last of jumbled LONG personal posts.
off to cs2otnfm + see what earthdance was aBout.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

UNnonsense

just some of the nonsense found on uncylcopedia

the poetic division
Horton Hires A Ho
On the fifteenth of June, in the slums of the Valley
With his dirty coke spoon, in the dark of an alley,
He was whizzing in public…one of life’s greatest joys…
When Horton the Whorehunter heard a small noise.

So Horton stopped piddling and he looked for the sound.
Disappointing,” thought Horton. “Not a voyeur around.”
Then he heard it once more! A mere hint of applause.
And he saw her red nails that she brandished like claws.

Hey fella,” said Sheila. “Do you need help to shake it?
Or if you've got fifty bucks, then we might even make it.”
I say!” spluttered Horton. “I’ve never paid more,
Than a buck and a half for a two dollar whore.

Do you know what I think? In a competitive market,
The cheapest garage is the place I will park it.
If you'll charge by the minute for the space you will rent,
Then, I'll agree, it is money well spent.”

Well, I've never met such a cheap, dirty bastard!
Do you shotgun some Lysol, when you want to get plastered?!
Per-minute is fine for a cellular phone,
Not for 'laying some pipe' or to 'bury the bone'”.

So, slowly, and using the greatest of care,
Horton held out a twenty in the cool evening air,
And from his soiled trunk the bill she did pluck,
And he grinned as he spoke, “Nice shoes. Wanna walk?”

Humpf!” humpfed a voice, it was Candi the Crone,
Whose toothless gum jobs were a treat for the bone,
Why, in all of my years, you never gave me a twenty
Though for nickels and dimes I've given you plenty!”

Believe me,” said Horton. “for the width of your girth,
A dime for a deed is as much as you're worth.
Though you must have been hot in the Carter Administration,
You're now just a notch above self masturbation.”

So, please,” Horton said, “as a personal favour,
Take a hike down the street while I try a new flavour.”
I think you’ve been fooled!” said the Crone. “Do you care?”
And she left in a huff in her rusted wheelchair.

Hey, I was kidding! Please don't feel hurt!
If I've got any left, I'll see you for dessert!”
And he turned to where Sheila had been standing and waiting,
But found empty street clad in asphalt and plating.

And Horton ran, screaming, for almost an hour.
'Til he lay down defeated, with his face in a glower.
And I told him, “I hope there's a lesson you've learned,
About loyalty, dignity, and the pain of those spurned.”

And he said, “Yes, indeed. It's a lesson I'll treasure,
'Bout the folly of money in the pursuit of pleasure.”

And I heard him exclaim as he zipped up his pants.
Take it from me — never pay in advance!”
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the writers featured division

MONKEY MAN
And now if you'll please follow me down the hall, we'll take a look at one of our most recent additions, the Simia erectus species, also known as the Monkey Man. Due to its distinguishable similarities to us humans, it was widely believed until recently that these particular specimens were merely ugly children. However, recent actual accomplishments in the "No Child Left Behind" laws have given us more chances to study these magnificent creatures up close. One of the most fascinating things about this species is that they can go entire days, weeks, even months, doing absolutely nothing, completely oblivious to the world around them. Then again, this individual Simian seems bored by such an uneventful life. This particular Monkey Man enjoys playing with fire, long walks on the beach, and in his spare time likes to peel his bananas. Pun intended.


Also unFunnier - Getting Pushed Into The Bananas!