Sunday, February 8, 2009

the-bands

Putting a spin on the names of bands/gropus beginning with "the"

the click five_together with the four tops and the three degrees form the last town chorus. But this is only when the jets visit the manhattans, eat the cars and the stylistics transform into the ting tings.
the all american rejects_often do shows with the get-up kids
the calling_didn't hear when The Edgar Winter Group told them "frankenstein" was coming. As a result, the hazzards happened.
the disco boys_and the jones girls are very known in the hamptons
the hoosiers_got the temptations which made them visit the subway[s]
the finalist_of the classic hiphop game called the roots was the gap band. 2nd place was the lox. followed by the pharcyde.
the elected_usually have to sign the word before the new year contracts run out.
the melodians_lost their sweet singing voices after trying the crystal method. this caused the dopler effect of the pogues.
the iconoclasts_and the brand new heavies always have the clash of the beat!
the lost trailers_, the mooney suzuki and the sonics were the main buying interest in the mac project.
if the air-bourne toxic event happens, we may have to take the alternate routes.
the ataris_after playing for four hours you get the big sleep where you dream of the darkness.

there are bands after food...the cranberries [they had that song about "zombie"s] and the black eyed peas. add the the sugar cubes and you've got a recipe that the raconteurs might like. serve with one g.l.o.w of the smashing pumpkin[s]
the corrs_believed to be named after the lager

the hives_yes you can get hives in finland but don't worry there's always the cure.
the duhks_ok so they spelt ducks wrong however, I like that they were "out of the rain"
the fray_makes me think about frayed string, isn't it funny how, one of  their biggest hits was "how to save a life" 
the herd_how appropriate a title for an aussie band
the pussy cat dolls_after they grew up, they became the scientists of the prodigy. Also known in other areas as the rock heroes.
the killers_and the police [who are the good guys] are almost always at war!
the kooks_is it "naive" to spell words wronge?
the potbelleez_never knew the pointer sisters were modeled after the used. This is why they automatically answered no to the question.
the notwist_no twisting or knot twist?
the penfifteen club_sounds like a place where "mrs wilson's" husband might go for a smoke.
the rasmus_used as a light whenever you find yourself "in the shadows"
the script_used by all the film makers, followed as much as possible, to break even at the box office or even profit.
the red jumpsuit apparatus_by far, one of the most creative names. this is also what you've got to wear when getting ready for a rocket summer. the ones with the white stripes have the hardest buttons to button.

of course human names aren't left out when groups form, we've got the smiths, the veronicas and the o'jays
the streets_are full of empty cans
the scorpions_after your'e stung you suffer from the strokes
the zutons_tribe of aliens straight outta space. the offspring is called the androids.
now i'm finished as i have to go fix the spill canvas messed up by the blue man group.

Got the idea for this after staring at my iTunes library for ages!

1 comment:

Euterpe Erato said...

...And by the time the bee gees learnt the other letters of the alphabet, the beach boys became bums and the number of members in the beatles was the same amount as those in the kingston trio.